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sswincestiel:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

so you can have a bee in your mouth.

gnumblr:

lotsalipstick:

best ever

#Unbreakable

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

science side of tumblr tell me why this dick so bomb

foxnewsofficial:

swedishgovernment:

foxnewsofficial:

hey do u have any raisins? 

no

how about a date 

foxnewsofficial:

swedishgovernment:

foxnewsofficial:

hey do u have any raisins? 

no

how about a date 

foxnewsofficial:

swedishgovernment:

foxnewsofficial:

hey do u have any raisins? 

no

how about a date 

collegehumor:

It’s 2014, Barbie.

collegehumor:

It’s 2014, Barbie.

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

reblog if ya titty out n u dont care

dutchster:

SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK