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horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

loushirolls:

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

kawaiirostam:

[aziz ansari voice] :D

autotuned:

am I in my mid-to-late 60s because I am reTIRED OF YOUR SHIT

guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)