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faeryies:

thanks

faeryies:

thanks

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

smutlinson:


just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

thebookoflaura:

more emotional than the notebook

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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getoffmybloghoe:

brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”